THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Posts : 373 Join date : 2010-09-22 Age : 111

SOMEONE GIMME A BEAT YO!

*random guys poofs in and gives me a beat*

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare O - O

this is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out
an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick
which could shatter bones
into the crotch...
...of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground
writhing in pain
as Batman changed back
into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through
his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head
inbetween his thighs. :I

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe.

And the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater. XP

this is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown...
of ultimate destiny.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU! *bows*

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:09 pm

*shoots guy who gave you a beat*

Epic song though.

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:10 pm

... What is with you and rap threads?

Posts : 373 Join date : 2010-09-22 Age : 111

What is with you and non-rap threads? >I

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:22 pm

I... I don't know. ._.

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:25 pm

What's with you and not knowing?

Posts : 373 Join date : 2010-09-22 Age : 111

What's with you and asking what's with you questions?

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:52 am

THE SAME THING THAT'S WITH YOU!

Posts : 373 Join date : 2010-09-22 Age : 111

What's with me? Are you talking about lemons? 8I

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:37 pm

-laughs-

That was the best rap I've ever heard.

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:51 pm

He didn't make it.

Posts : 307 Join date : 2010-06-26 Age : 113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

... :I

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:02 pm

Get your head out of the Vocaloids.

Subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:48 pm

... -staaarreeesss- I really should... But, I don't feel like it... XD -slashes out comment above-

Posts : 373 Join date : 2010-09-22 Age : 111

Naw, I didn't make it. X3